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The Games Are Over, Children.
> feel free to unfollow this variation of the chatter, nothing new will be posted here since we’ve moved. Bye

hogwarts-chatter:

The Games Are Over, Children.

> feel free to unfollow this variation of the chatter, nothing new will be posted here since we’ve moved. Bye

The Games Are Over, Children.
> feel free to unfollow this variation of the chatter, nothing new will be posted here since we’ve moved. Bye

The Games Are Over, Children.

> feel free to unfollow this variation of the chatter, nothing new will be posted here since we’ve moved. Bye

Is Claret even really relevant anymore? People reference her all the time but I personally don't even see the ginger anywhere.
Anonymous

I’ll be 50 shade of honest with you, alright? The answer is fucking no.

The only reason she was even slightly relevant was because of her little pet project the “Burn Book” and that was quickly dismissed as soon as the trollops here got over their insignificant feelings. Now, not to say she wasn’t great and all, it’s just that without the printed out cover of her little ego-booster she is a dull, lifeless shell with a pretty face. 

As charming, beautiful, witty, or whatever other false adjectives you’d conjure up to describe the face behind the burn book, she is as irrelevant as what the little shits at this school plan to do after they leave here. 

xx

Who needs to get laid?
Anonymous

Everyone.

Honestly. Everyone’s too uptight here. A lot of “tension” that’s about could be settled with a good lay and maybe a lazy blowjob afterwards.

Who are the dumbest people here?
Anonymous

-scoffs-
I don’t think you want me naming any names here, less some ickle feelings get hurt. But I’ll point ya, not all of them are from Hufflpuff.

Does Hogwarts have any goody two shoes?
Anonymous

On the surface, that’s what the whole lot looks like, but dig a little deeper and all the secrets come out. What you’ve got nony, is a filthy filthy bunch here.

xx

You should talk about all the houses
Anonymous

Like what? The little shitheads in each house or generally? Gotta give me something to work with babes.

xx

who is your least favorite student and who is the most wallflower-type student?
Anonymous

We hate equally. Everyone is the bullocks of life.

xx

apparently someone's new coming to enjoy professor binns' classes.
Anonymous

Holy fuck.

That’s the sickest fucking thing I’ve ever had to misfortune to stumble across. Anyone who can eve stay awake in Binn’s class should not be fucking trusted. That old man it a creeper of the highest degree and his minions are no fucking better.

Can I vouche for that? He really is a good friend - ace guy, I tell you.

And there ya go.

Big O’ Head Boy can do no wrong.